A human cell contains 75MB of genetic information. A human sperm cell 37.5MB. In a milliliter there are 100 million sperm cells. On average we men, release during a single ejaculation, 2,25ml in 5 seconds. Given these facts, the average bandwidth of the penis is:
(37.5MB * 100 million cells * 2.25 ml)/5 seconds =
(37,500,000 * 100,000,000 * 2.25)/5 =
Way more than my broadband Internet connection!