Beer is always wet while the pussy needs to be stimulated - 1 point for beer.

Hot beer is certainly not good - 1 point for pussy.

A cold beer offers you satisfaction - 1 point for beer.

If you find a hair between your teethes while drinking beer, it could make you feel sick - 1 point for pussy.

If you return home and you smell like beer, your wife will have a fight with you. If you return home and you smell like pussy, your wife will dump you. - 1 point for beer and 1 point for pussy (depends on your point of view).

10 beers in a night and you won’t be able to drive. 10 pussies in a night and you won’t have to. - 1 point for pussy.

If you do your thing with a beer in a crowded bar it’s natural. If you do your thing with a pussy in a crowded bar you become a legend. - 1 point for pussy.

If a cop pulls you over and he feels you smell like beer, probably he will arrest you. If a cop pulls you over and he feels you smell like pussy, he will buy you a beer. - 1 point for pussy.

Old beer is better - 1 point for beer.

If you get in a beer with the condom on, you don’t feel a difference in taste - 1 point for beer.

Too much beer can make you see flying saucers ( or fairies ) - 1 point for pussy.

If you keep asking yourself how will the next pussy be, it’s natural. If you ask yourself how will the next beer be, you’re an alcoholic. - 1 point for pussy.

Tearing apart the label on the bottle of bottle can be fun. Tearing apart the panties of a pussy is way more fun. - 1 point for pussy.

The government has a tax on beer - 1 point for pussy.

If you buy another beer, the first one won’t mind it - 1 point for beer.

You are always certain to be the first opening the bottle of beer - 1 point for beer.

If you shake a beer, after a while it calms down by itself - 1 point for beer.

Blond, red or black. You can choose the beer you want to have - 1 point for beer.

You know about a beer exactly how much it will cost you - 1 point for beer.

Beer doesn’t have a mother you have to meet - 1 point for beer.

Final score: beer wins over pussy with 11:10

If you are a woman and right now you’re pissed off, you should know that the beer wouldn’t have said anything if it would have lost this confrontation - another point for beer.

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